The Arts Council of England (RIP)

...what a bunch of stuck up stupid fuckin' twats, if i did a shit in a bucket and called it Toilet Training they would probably love it, in fact if i just got a bucket, wrote on it empty and stuck that in a gallery they would probably love that aswell, yeah you've probably guessed that they turned me down for my funding, fuck the rules and fuck the regulations, there is only one thing to do and that's to carry on regardless, some guy on myspace scribbles a little doodle on a piece of paper, looks like a two year old did it, calls it a map of the universe and get's a show in London, what a joke, artists like that are taking the piss, here's one for you, get a blank piece of paper, put a single dot right in the middle of it and call it vacuum, then stick that in you're gallery you brainless taking the piss so called artists out there make me sick, there is no justice, someone decides they want to open up a sunbed shop down chatsworth avenue and get's funding for that, i'll tell you what, when that happens i'll go along and take a photo of that sunshine in amongst all the shit and misery and i'll stick that image in an art gallery, fuck the arts council and fuck everything else, i am furious !